Funny version of news broadcast script
Hello, audience friends! Welcome to today's funny version of the news broadcast.
First, let’s pay attention to the weather conditions. According to the latest news, today’s weather is like a small
The child's face changes at will. It was still sunny in the morning, but it started raining at noon
popcorn rain
Plump popcorn fell from the sky one after another, and citizens went out to pick it up with buckets and basins.
While eating, he shouted:
This rain is so delicious!
Next, we turn our attention to the transportation field. On the main road in the city center, it happened
An unprecedented traffic jam incident. The reason turned out to be a group of ducks crossing the road, and they were swaying
It's slow and easy, and the drivers can only wait helplessly. One of the drivers couldn't help but get out of the car.
I tried to drive away the ducks, but ended up being chased all over the street by the ducks. The scene was really dumbfounding.
Let’s look at the sports world again. In the marathon held yesterday, a runner ran too hard because
He entered and ran in the wrong direction. When he found out, he was already thousands of miles away from the finish line.
However, this player’s mentality is very good. He said:
Just enjoy the scenery along the way.
There is also something new in education. During an exam in a school, a student was too nervous.
Write the name
Sun Wukong
, the teacher was confused when he was correcting the test paper, and he thought it was someone
The gods came to take the exam.
The entertainment industry is not calm either. When a celebrity attended an event, she wore a pair of super high heels.
He was unsteady when walking and fell down. The situation was very embarrassing for a time. But the star quickly
Stand up, smile and say:
I'm going to show you a new dance move.
