Funny version of news broadcast script
Chapter 1
The world today is so crazy
Dear audience friends, hello everyone! Welcome to today's funny version of the news broadcast. I am
Your anchor name, the world is so crazy today!
You said that the current technological development is like riding a rocket. Take the one I encountered yesterday
To put it bluntly, I went to the supermarket to buy something, and boy, when I was checking out, the big brother in front of me actually
Holding a tablet-like thing, swipe it at the cash register, and the money is paid. I was
I was stunned. What was going on? I still have to take out my wallet to count the money.
It was done so easily. I couldn't help but ask the elder brother:
Hey, brother, what kind of high technology is this?
The eldest brother said proudly:
This is called mobile payment. Who needs to carry cash when going out these days? What a waste.
bother!
When I heard this, I felt envious, jealous, and resentful. I felt like I was suddenly out of touch with this era.
Festival.
Let’s talk about the entertainment industry, it’s even more lively. I don’t know what’s going on, but there was one recently
A celebrity was photographed while having a meal and became a trending topic. The star in the photo looks good eating
It's quite normal, but netizens are outraged. Someone said:
Wow, this celebrity is so down-to-earth when eating.
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Some people also complained:
Even if you have a meal, you can still be on the trending search. Now the trending search is too good.
Bar!
You said this is the same for celebrities, just for a meal, why did it cause such a big sensation? maybe this
It's just the star effect, every move attracts attention.
And in the sports world, the games are exciting and can make people laugh or cry. That match yesterday was enough
In the football match, the performance of our Chinese team, oh my god, it really makes people love and hate it. That's what it was called in the first half
It was terrible. The opponent's players went crazy and kicked our goal like a sieve.
I was so angry that I wanted to smash the TV, but things changed suddenly in the second half. We, the Chinese team, didn’t know
Where did the energy come from? He actually scored three goals in a row and took the lead! I was so excited that I almost jumped off the sofa
Jump up. When the neighbors heard the noise, they thought something had happened to my house.
Knock on the door and ask me what's wrong. I have so many mixed feelings in my heart. Watching this game is better than riding a roller coaster.
Still exciting.
